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A Message From Our Founder



My name is Dr. Robert N. Wink, founder of the Gewgaw Institute in 1956. Nobody would have imagined, how far we would go  from our humble beginnings in that single car garage we used as our first laboratory. Well over 50 years have passed, and we have become the leading producer of globally life changing products, like A.I.R, Over the Top Soil, and Eratical.


We look forward to a gentler, bountiful future, and are working day and night to perfect life changing products once thought impossible. Our war on Follyitarianism and the discomforts of being a modern human, will continue well into the future. I am assured by our most recent discoveries that war will be won.

The future is more exciting than you could ever imagine.




Dr. Robert N. Wink




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Gewgaw Institute

460 Stow Street Kent, OH 44240